Where are the tonsils? (Tongs)
IHOP
I-IHOP
H-High?
O-Only Go To IHOP So You Can Compare That Waffle House Is So Much Better
P-Pancakes Are Fantastic!
-Elijah
SPRINKLES
S-Sprinkles
P-Pace Yourself
R-Ready To Get Diabetes?
I-Instant Heart Attack
N-Not Healthy
K-Kitty Wants Some Candy, Meeoww
L-Lets Go To Sprinkles
E-Eat Only One
S-Stomach WILL Feel Bad
-Elijah
BJ’s
B-Blow
J-Jobs
-Elijah
WAFFLE HOUSE!
W-Waffle House
A-Andrew, Lets Go To Waffle House
F-Freaking Delicious!
F-Fulfilling
L-Lots More Fun if You Go at 3:00 am
E-Everybody Go To Waffle House
H-Hash Browns With Ketchup
O-On Top of My List
U-U Need To Go To Waffle House
S- Screw IHOP!
E-Elijah Loves Waffle House
-Elijah
R.I.P
I take back everything I said about Uncle Bill
-Brod
Rest in Peace.
I used to think he was the craziest man alive. He was always fun though. He was a good man, too. He was one of those people that you’ll never forget. NEVER.
Rest in peace you crazy man.
-Wolf Kong
Memories
I remember how he used to take our side when we’d act crazy. He had the “boys will be boys” attitude towards us.
-Jon
Realization
Today I realized that when dumb people try to argue with me I begin to smile evilly inside. Then, I exploit their ignorance and make them look like idiots in front of other people. It is only after I destroy their spirit that I actually begin to smile on the outside.
That is what my government class was like today.
-Jon
PWNED!
-Jon