Where are the tonsils? (Tongs)
Elijah

IHOP

I-IHOP

H-High?

O-Only Go To IHOP So You Can Compare That Waffle House Is So Much Better

P-Pancakes Are Fantastic!

-Elijah

SPRINKLES

S-Sprinkles

P-Pace Yourself

R-Ready To Get Diabetes?

I-Instant Heart Attack

N-Not Healthy

K-Kitty Wants Some Candy, Meeoww

L-Lets Go To Sprinkles

E-Eat Only One

S-Stomach WILL Feel Bad

-Elijah

BJ’s

B-Blow

J-Jobs

-Elijah

WAFFLE HOUSE!

W-Waffle House

A-Andrew, Lets Go To Waffle House

F-Freaking Delicious!

F-Fulfilling

L-Lots More Fun if You Go at 3:00 am

E-Everybody Go To Waffle House

H-Hash Browns With Ketchup

O-On Top of My List

U-U Need To Go To Waffle House

S- Screw IHOP!

E-Elijah Loves Waffle House

-Elijah

R.I.P

I take back everything I said about Uncle Bill

-Brod

Rest in Peace.

I used to think he was the craziest man alive. He was always fun though. He was a good man, too. He was one of those people that you’ll never forget. NEVER.

Rest in peace you crazy man.

-Wolf Kong

Memories

I remember how he used to take our side when we’d act crazy.  He had the “boys will be boys” attitude towards us.

-Jon

Realization

Today I realized that when dumb people try to argue with me I begin to smile evilly inside.  Then, I exploit their ignorance and make them look like idiots in front of other people.  It is only after I destroy their spirit that I actually begin to smile on the outside.

That is what my government class was like today.

-Jon

PWNED!

-Jon